By Anonymous - 02/06/2010 18:17 - United States

Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML
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stubbsie 0

quick behind you! lol nah only messin but thats f***ed up

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Lorysa 11

She must have a crazy sense of humor. xD

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gossip_girl18 0

lmfao well that just made me laugh, if she cooks tonight run

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cowsareamazing 0

well, maybe the OP's wife is technologically challenged and accidentally changed her status. Or, maybe she gave her facebook password to a friend who likes to play pranks on people. Or, maybe she is actually some sort of psycho murderer and she is planning on killing OP very soon, and just wanted to give him a head's up. You never know. But just to be safe, you should watch your back, OP.

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bummervacation 10

LMFAO! Sleep with one eye open, have a shank with you at all times and cook your own meals from now on (includes sammiches) youll be perfectly safe LOL

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mangochicxx 0

Oh shit. Keep a knife with you at all times

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carpediem9_fml 0

Hahaha aw OP, you have my sympathy. it sounds so cute, the way you worded it.

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bodoquito89 0

you should be scared .... and wondering what u did to make her that mad

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shananigans 0

Haha that's pretty funny, I'd probably do that as a prank to freak out my husband. xD ...Then again, our mutual facebook friends probably wouldn't find it so funny...

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