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By faceless_sailor8 - 31/08/2011 16:25 - United States

Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile, same eyes, same belly, same big feet. FML

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By anonomys - 05/09/2011 19:19 - Canada

Today, my husband compared me to his parents' dog. Why? Because when I sleep, I fart and scare myself awake. Just like his parents' dog. FML

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By queenmeme - 08/10/2014 06:02 - United States - Redlands

Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth. She then said, "Wait, sloths are real?" She thought Ice Age made them up. FML

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By derve - 07/11/2012 23:48 - United States

Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML

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By fatty - 03/08/2010 22:37 - United States

Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML

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By cjgreer70 - 18/01/2014 23:09 - United States - West Linn

Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML

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By keepmouthshut - 12/10/2009 02:20 - United States

Today, my wife asked me if she looked cute in a new dress that she bought earlier today. I told her that she almost looks like a supermodel. Appearantly "almost" doesn't cut it. Guess who's sleeping on the couch. FML

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By caaarl - 19/04/2012 19:46 - United Kingdom - Hemel Hempstead

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML

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By 123alleyesonme - 02/11/2012 04:17 - United States - Austin

Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML

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By srloin - 21/09/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML

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By ButImBeautiful - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

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trollsemen 8

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:08

Where's the mammoth then?

IAmNotAnAnimal 9

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:10

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flydragonpie 2

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:24

makes me want to see a picture of you now

laideehawk 6

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:27

Does your wife often insult you? I would never criticize my husband that way. Even joking. That's just mean. Sorry, op.

KhronicSmoke 2

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:27

Wow you must be pretty fugly!!!

Shayton 12

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:29

She must be the mammoth?

itsfreakinliv 8

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:31

Tell her to GTFO... Sid is a sweetheart.

neuf77 1

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:31

but sid rocked!!!

MannUP 1

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:32

You know what the say about big feet....... You where big shoes.

gamerhead 3

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:46

Well, isn't she nice

nicefacekidd 4

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:47

Get over it.

Guy_Smily 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:50

Hey don't feel bad, I did one of those picture morphs with new and a picture of shrek and yup neither pic changed much at all...

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