By guest - 01/04/2011 21:33 - United States

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Today, my wife decided that to help her stop smoking, she's also giving up the things that make her crave a cigarette. Sex is one of them. FML
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Happygofucky 0

Don't worry, once the stress from not smoking kicks in she will be begging you for a release. Have fun!

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Woodsy007 0

wow. seriously? it's all about you. I'm so sorry your wife is trying to extend her life and a fantastic thing like quitting smoking. but oh no, it SUCKS being you because your just going to die without sex. boohoo.

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VeilOfVelvet 0

I understand that she's taking drastic measures, but be a little supportive. I think sacrificing sex for a while would be well worth not watching the woman you love hack herself to death, don't you? Sex isn't everything. It's not the end of the world.

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jadejazmyn 5

Wow she just didn't want to have sex w you any more buddy. I say it's time for a new wife lol. I swear I'd divorce my husband if he said such a thing to me lol.

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cupcakexxrawr 0

buy her electronic cigarette it's good, i know people which it helped them :) but seriously you're a man if you want sex so badly you can try things to turn her on lol

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youtubetre_fml 14

She's addicted to cigarettes, you're addicted to sex ... What a nice couple you are !!!

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Todo47 1

DTB. Then you can have as much sex as you want and she'll probably go back to smoking from the stress.

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legoman213579 13

Oh you poor baby how about you go **** yourself considering you care more about sex than your wife's health

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GofuckY0urSe1f 2

jerk off or dump her

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