By Adam - 16/01/2017 08:00

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Today, my wife decided to end our dry spell of four months and started dry humping and kissing me in bed. Things were going well until she orgasmed from the activity and declared that she was too tired to do any more, rolled over, and fell asleep. Five months or bust. FML
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Talis99 26

Might want to rephrase that, 3. Since neither partner is obligated to "service" the other.

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9a_z1 11

<p>If either of you only try to initiate sex when you've gone to bed for the night and are already tired, maybe a long weekend or holiday together would help with more opportunities to snuggle up. And if it doesn't help maybe it would be a good time to discuss your problems without her using tiredness as an excuse, maybe there's something stressing her out and she needs time to talk it through with you.</p>

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HeatherLAWLence 5

I mean, that's kind of what guys do all the time when they want to have sexual activity.

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mssileas 25

<p>Maybe she was just mirroring you. How often do you roll over and fall asleep once you're done?</p>

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the_real_dvd 21

Talk to her. If she's not willing to see a doctor or therapist, leave. Life is too short for bad sex or no sex.

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ohsnapword 21

More like no bust, amirite?

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Well, you're a guy. Usually male orgasms are easier to achieve. Just go rub one out.

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