Love: Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period... - FML

By noname - 13/12/2008 05:48 - France

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

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By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 20:08

Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2023 22:00

Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML

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By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 07:08 - United States

Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML

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By weddingcrashed - 19/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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By WhatTheBleep - 09/04/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML

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By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 20/11/2023 03:00 - United States - Lindenhurst

Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML

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lewalrus 4

Friday 13 February 2009 4:46

F*ckherLife

Rainbowsareshiny 0

Friday 13 February 2009 23:28

ok well...maybe she was just so excited she forgot? ugh, i don't know when my ******* period is coming! i'm not an idiot, it's just irregular! so basically, have a heart. it's her wedding day, do you think she WANTED to find out that way? and dude...i agree with 11, and in doing so i'm giving you one less comment that's basically calling you an asshole =]

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pink_scarf 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 4:01

DUDE!!!! she's probly embarassed enuf- the best day of her life ruined by a lovely red stain in her dress??? & its not her fault, & doesnt effect u!!! DONT COMPLAIN!!!!

pink_scarf 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 4:03

go #1. #9- U SUCK!!!!

SublatePandemic 0

Monday 27 April 2009 5:31

aww :( how embarrassing! i feel bad for her.

megsworld 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 15:24

f YOUR life? Imagine HER embarrassment! It doesn't affect YOU at all! It's her wedding too, and it was her who everyone was staring at! not you! Have some compassion, gosh.

doglover9m 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:36

That's so sad. ='( I would've cried And dude, your life is not messed up at all.Have some compassion for HER.

kizzlvix 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:35

your poor wife! Periods can start unexpectedly if you're stressed or nervous.

Amandaisdreaming 7

Saturday 23 May 2009 18:04

agreed with #46, at least you don't have to experience the period.

blahblahblah43 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 5:34

i feel so bad 4 her. and mor like f HER life.

godhelpme92 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 6:42

FHL she should be more embarrassd than you

clever_fml 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 21:23

#9 you are obviously a man, and an as shole at that.. defiantly and FHL what a sin :(

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