By chillnhill - 11/09/2015 02:31 - United States - Shippensburg

Today, my wife is unreasonably mad at me for telling our kids to call toilet paper, "Butt Floss". FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 760
You deserved it 24 640

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chillnhill 24

OP here, many thanks to those that saw the humor in this! For those that think "YDI", you should know that this happened a VERY long time ago and my kids have all grown up to be successful adults with rich fulfilling lives...

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Why wasn't it named butt floss in the first place?

If you actually floss your butt with toilet paper, you may just be doing it wrong.

She's raising children, she needs a partner not a man-child. I get why it's funny, but I side with your wife. YDI.

Why should OP get in trouble for just having some fun with his kids..

sparkplug420 13

Yes shit tickets is the choice for me, and so what people are too uptight and politically correct these days let it be called butt floss

Mountain Money and Shit Tickets is what we all call it while camping. Depends on how many beer we've had.

I thought thongs and g-strings were butt floss... yummy butt floss

Tattoo_Freak 15

Very funny, but you do deserve the anger though...

redheadedmonster 24

Seriously teaching your kids to call tp butt floss isn't the worst thing ever done by a parent. I mean as long as they know not to use it in public it's a lot better than him teaching them to call it shit paper. In my opinion the wife should be annoyed but being flat out angry she needs to get over it.

Goblin182 26

Some wives can be so unreasonable.