By chillnhill - 11/09/2015 02:31 - United States - Shippensburg

Today, my wife is unreasonably mad at me for telling our kids to call toilet paper, "Butt Floss". FML
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chillnhill 24

OP here, many thanks to those that saw the humor in this! For those that think "YDI", you should know that this happened a VERY long time ago and my kids have all grown up to be successful adults with rich fulfilling lives...

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james98e 15

There will be no butts in this arguement

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Bliepje 22

butt floss is in my opinion a kind of underwear :p

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syki 22

Yeah, until the kid 'Scott saying it by the overprotective parent of some other kid.

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purplhaze88 20

I like to call it 'shit tickets' personally. As butt floss is code word for thong.

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scrollingthru 10

Kids will be running around yelling butt floss before u know it.

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morganshea 16

That's hilarious OP. Toilet humor is the best!

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empbob 20

That's because everyone knows "butt floss" is thong or g-string panties...

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sNOOBie_fml 24

FYL for not getting away with it, YDI for thinking she's unreasonably mad.

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