By Moth_Balled - 15/12/2015 04:50 - Australia

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Today, my wife knelt down in front me to give me a blowjob. As she took my underwear off a moth flew out of them. I've got no idea how it got there but I was cock-blocked by a moth. FML
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scout333 15

When you've got moths in your groin, you know it's been a while.

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catwomam 15

Personal hygiene is a must!

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Comments

LycanGod 27

Funny how a lot of commenters assume it was his hygiene... chances are the moth was on his drawers when he pulled the underwear to wear it and the bug just didn't fly off...

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neuronerd 28

Or he had a gap in his waistband when he was sitting, and the moth flew or crawled in.

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loueasy 23

Well now there is another statement to "Butterflies in my stomach"

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vikky538 28

Thats what happen when you dont open the shop for too many days

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miss_fluffybutt 17

Well, if he's got moths, you can guess where the cobwebs are.

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FSGInsainity 15

Moth balls ARE thing if I remember right.

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0h_Boy 26

Has it been so long since you last got that there are moths in your underwear?

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fonkimonki 7

You moth athk your wife to try again. By the way, it's your wife that sucks here, not your life

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False_Stupidity 41

The point here is that she was going to such but didn't...

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