By smith - 28/01/2012 03:13 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife made a joke about the size of my package, so figuring all's fair in love and war, I bought some laxatives to prank her with. They took a lot longer to work than I thought, and I ended up lying in bed, listening to my wife shitting her guts out in the bathroom for over an hour. FML
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Pr0metheus 7

Hm well I think your wife should be the one writing this FML, you know since she's practically ******** fire in there...

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kayleebearr 6

YDI for giving your wife laxatives just because she made fun of your tiny wiener .

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DinosaurJr23 3

All I must ask is.. Does size ever really matter? And this Boi was a total twat-muffin for actually being concerned with his dick size I'm sure his lady would dig it all the same (even if he was a Pee-Wee Herman)

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Isa_fml 20

you made her sick because she hurt your widdle feelings? you are a childish, insecure douchebag. good work, and by good work i mean 'go eat a bag of dicks'.

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CallMeBloo 31

Exactly. She made a bad joke, and you respond by pretty much poisoning her. What she did was annoying. What you did, OP, was potentially dangerous.

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shades1989 6

To all the girls who said take a joke or whatever... Just know that if us men ever said something like that to you about your body, youd go nuts and never shut up about it even if it was a harmless joke!

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lazy_girl 12

yeah probably... but still, we wouldn't resort to poisoning you over a harmless joke

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audreyav 7

That's horrible and wrong to do to someone you love.

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kimberley123 6

didnt he say "alls fair in love and war" in the fml? wouldnt that mean he knew she was joking and wanted to play a simple joke back? shut up with the "cant handle a joke" crap. -.-

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duckfan4life 1

That's a comeback for the ages

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celticlightning 1

We don't care if you laugh at us for farting in bed or something, but no guy ever finds it funny when someone "jokes" about them having a small dick. Not funny at all. Cuz we all know when a woman says she's joking, the odds of her actually joking are slim to none. Sweet, sweet revenge. Good job OP.

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lazy_girl 12

So, in your opinion, it's perfectly okay for a man to poison his wife and cause immense bodily harm, because she made a joke at his expense that *potentially* had an element of truth... wow. "Good job"? Yeah, he did a good job at demonstrating his immaturity and lack of emotional intelligence.

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