By weave9z - 04/09/2012 02:08 - Canada - Montreal

Today, my wife made up her own theme song for when she pees in the shower. FML
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GovernorGeneral 8

Everything should have its own theme song.

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SkoomaKi 27

"Oh I love the water on my skin, Time to bend down and do my sin. No time for the toilet which is too far away, Ahhh isn't this shower just so sway." Something like that?

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

that....that was beautiful :')

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Yousuck24 21

I assume the song is called "Golden Showers", right?

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alshygirl 14

Golden showers give me powers. Maybe that's her song lol

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RinaOfTheDead 0

Well she sure does know how to make a splash.

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alan831 9

God, my girlfriend does that too. I can't understand why she feels no shame in doing something so disgusting.

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rekege 18

Yea! I mean, gawd, it's so unnatural! Eww.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Peeing is unatural? Either you're an alien from Alpha Centauri or are planning to die by not releasing your golden stream and succumbing to kidney failure.

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AwsumShyGuy 12

I think they meant peeing in the shower.

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Jeffo193 13

#44 Am I right in thinking your sarcasm has been missed by most?

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rekege 18

Lol, yes! We're talking about letting liquids out of your body. You can die if you don't, so I'd say it's pretty natural. Thanks for getting the sarcasm!

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ugh_a_lug 7

As George Costanza would say, "It's all pipes!!"

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Salzxx 11

I don't get how you didn't get the sarcasm

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shawnaishere 14

Reminds me of " sitting on the toilet" song on YouTube

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Miss_Lisaa 16

Well, at least, you know that if she begins to sing while you two are taking a shower.. There's something more than shower's gel in the water.

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Kibaruto 33

I want to hear the death metal or blues one, you know, when there's a kidney stone.

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Grimmerie 31

I have a song for when I pee. Occasionally I catch myself singing it in a public bathroom. I am not a smart man sometimes.

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Brayson 12

There is nothing wrong with peeing in the shower. It all goes to the same place, and side note. You are in the shower, just wash it off.

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HackerExecute 5

And you're complaining? Be grateful you have a wife like that; I would imagine she's crazy and fun to be with.

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