By supapimpin - 25/09/2012 15:09 - United States

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Today, my wife of four years revealed to me that she once had sex with six men at once back in college. Apparently she still fantasizes about it when we have sex. FML
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BuffaloSabres134 8

That would bother anyone who has a girlfriend or a wife. Regardless of when it happened.

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leeburns 5

Shit that's gata be a hard pill to swallow but I hope you can get passed it And if you can't sagest you guys should have another one but this time with girls

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Welshite 39

*got to *past *suggest (Actually I don't know what you were trying to say here)

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ManInTheMachine 19

Admitting it is the first step. Now you've got to actually come to the Speller's Anonymous meetings. No one ever does...

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ElhonnaDS 10

They tried to organize those meetings, but no one who needed them could spell "anonymous" well enough to look up the information.

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numbersystem 4

Tell her that you used to fantasize about marrying a **** and then you did.

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Iknowsomestuff 9

And none of them have said a thing to their wives I'm pretty sure.

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alexhaz64 4

Well she must have settled down with you for a reason! Take it as a compliment that you won over a woman who's had six men at once!

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court_f 8

He also said she apparently fantasizes about it when they have sex... Hardly a compliment! :(

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Wife fantasizing about being gang banged? Is one dick never enough? Sounds like she needs 'Tentacles in a Can'! Just pop it open and before you know it, you're having incredible sex with hundreds of tentacles! Only $5.99! (company not responsable for death by sexual exaustion, passers by also being tentacle raped, or being stretched beyond repair)

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skulltorn 8

Can't turn a Hoe into a housewife, but incidentally, you can turn a housewife into a Hoe...... Weird =

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Enslaved 36

Go the cheaper route and get a bag of jumbo carrots!

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Enslaved 36

Sorry, after watching "Fast Times at Ridgemont High," they have to be carrots. :P

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BrewCityMatt 5

Your wife sounds awesome, she's definitely a keeper!!

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court_f 8

Some things are best kept as secrets..... This would definitely qualify.

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