Today my wife, on her public Instagram story, said I'm a deadbeat...

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 11:05 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today my wife, on her public Instagram story, said I'm a deadbeat husband who never supports her. I over the last two weeks I've bought her a brand new smartphone and over $500 of new clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61

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JasonThorn 20

Sunday 13 December 2020 15:13

Respond with receipts, pictures, etc. and tell people to watch for her wearing those clothes to validate your position.

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JasonThorn 20

Sunday 13 December 2020 15:13

Respond with receipts, pictures, etc. and tell people to watch for her wearing those clothes to validate your position.

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