By I_dislike_Twilight - 08/09/2011 12:52 - United States
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Same thing different taste
By Divorce? - 29/07/2017 00:30
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By bloodshedblack - 21/02/2012 05:01 - United States
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By wtfiswrongwithher - 07/05/2011 13:56 - Australia
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By boblaj - 22/05/2012 16:11 - United Kingdom - Hastings
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By rikitsumiatsu - 10/04/2020 02:00
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By fiftyno - 01/10/2012 15:02 - United States - Tacoma
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By fml - 13/01/2020 07:00 - United States - Huntsville
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By divorced - 19/08/2010 10:01 - United States
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By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley
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Those are probably grounds for divorce
Make a **** montage off what you think is missing in your marriage :D
nixom1334
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Wait? she thinks bad acting is missing from your marriage?
She wants you to sparkle. Go to a strip club. The girls there will shower you in glitter and you'll be happier for a little while.
This is a tough one. She obviously has something to say but he doesn't understand. The OP doesn't care for the film. Whatever she's trying to get out of using those scenes is lost in the OP's disapproval of the choice of medium. He's losing the message because he can't stand how it's presented. In this case an informal letter would be better, especially if she's too afraid to just talk about it.
@203: I think he'd be more confused.
loganmarquez
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Oh my god, you poor man... That's the saddest thing I've heard a husband having to deal with in a long time...
Let me get this right, she wants you to be a man created by a woman?
kitsune3
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So technically he's already done. He was born.
outbackbyrd
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Absolutely absurd. It's time for a serious talk with the wife....
u poor poor man
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Give her what she wants. Start acting emotionless, leave bite marks on her neck and constantly tell her how you guys can no longer be together because your extended family wants you killed. Oh and don't forgot the constant whining and being annoying. If you want to be bold you can also remind her anytime she wants to have sex that blood no longer flows through your body so you're unable to get it up and please her.
Nope. Spot on.