By I_dislike_Twilight - 08/09/2011 12:52 - United States

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
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Egnar 19

Give her what she wants. Start acting emotionless, leave bite marks on her neck and constantly tell her how you guys can no longer be together because your extended family wants you killed. Oh and don't forgot the constant whining and being annoying. If you want to be bold you can also remind her anytime she wants to have sex that blood no longer flows through your body so you're unable to get it up and please her.

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bs_101 6

Twilight is by far the WORST vampire movie ever made!!

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InsanePPG 25

I logged out of my account just so I could vote "FYL" twice.

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xrainbowshadowx 17

Stand by the edge of the bed and stare at her while she's sleeping.

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xxsophiasweetxx 4

Oh wow that doesn't sound too good does she want you to look like Edward all pale and sparkly when u stand in the sand with sexy orange looking spiked up hair and a black jacket lol

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Punkpoptart1119 20

Maybe if you sparkled she would be happier? In all seriousness, that really sucks.

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silverlinings 0

You sure know a lot about twilight to be dissing it. Sounds like somebody's seen it at least 5 times...

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Ahahahaha. No. I was in an anti-twilight guild for the longest time, and a lot of the members had read the books (either as a fan, or just to research,) you don't have to watch/read it to know what it's about. It's all over the Internet.

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Vampkitty 0

Wow that has to have sucked only maybe she was wanting the edward you never were

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