By I_dislike_Twilight - 08/09/2011 12:52 - United States

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
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Egnar 19

Give her what she wants. Start acting emotionless, leave bite marks on her neck and constantly tell her how you guys can no longer be together because your extended family wants you killed. Oh and don't forgot the constant whining and being annoying. If you want to be bold you can also remind her anytime she wants to have sex that blood no longer flows through your body so you're unable to get it up and please her.

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MR_GUERR0 10

Shower yourself in glitter and see if she likes it when you go out in public with her

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sierrajane 1

Omg hahahaha I lol'd at this forever

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William523 5

Get a divorce attorney. It is too late to save the marriage.

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heatherdites 0

I love twilight! But come on it fantasy, I would never tell my husband that. Does she think vampires really exist too? Sorry dude but show her a porno montage and say now that's what we've been missing in our marriage. Haha

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cimh 9

I would love to see what she showed you exactly.

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OfficeNinja 5

uhhh...body glitter? that's what's missing?

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