By I_dislike_Twilight - 08/09/2011 12:52 - United States

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
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Egnar 19

Give her what she wants. Start acting emotionless, leave bite marks on her neck and constantly tell her how you guys can no longer be together because your extended family wants you killed. Oh and don't forgot the constant whining and being annoying. If you want to be bold you can also remind her anytime she wants to have sex that blood no longer flows through your body so you're unable to get it up and please her.

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LaUruguaya 11

It's ******* pathetic how the word Twilight makes you guys foam at the mouth with rabid hatred. Grow the **** up and get over it!!

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token_blackguy 18

Why did you marry a 14 yr old?

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bubo_fml 10

Biting & sucking & eating like vampires & werewolves? Time 2 spice up that sex life, Bro!

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sweetsourangel 1

Team Edward all the way....( :

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Jerret 6

It astounds me that some women don't realize that Twilight is fictional. Sometimes, they take self-insertion too far.

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verquinox 0

Now, if she'd shown you a Harry Potter video montage...

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Madkitty2403 1

I would just rent her the movie so have a twilight movie montage. =3

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William523 5

POST THE MONTAGE! POST THE MONTAGE!!! DON'T DENY THE WORLD!!!

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icedslayer13 1

Dumb that bitch now or become another Emo Edward clone.

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