By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 20:08 - United States

Today, my wife threatened to end our relationship if I didn't skip work and stay at home. She's into astrology, and apparently when one of those money-grubbing frauds writes, "Betrayal will come from someone close to you", it's reason enough to suspect that I'll cheat on her. FML
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Torva_fml 16

You told her that she needs a new hobby, right?

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The_Troller 14

Bitches be crazy!

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drealmorales 2

Tell her to go on the show CHEATERS and prove her wrong! :-)

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JhasNeeh 7

And by posting this on here you have indeed confirmed the prediction right. Good thing these are nice and vague so they will always come true,

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kroekdog 7

Well the gods have spoken to her.

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whennotlooking 0

Just stay home, bro. Problem solved

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flockz 19

does cheating on her with your right hand count?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I hope not. I've been using Mr. Fisty and Ms. Fisty for about a few years now, and through two relationships.

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skinflint 6

but did she slahbun z nahbun to make up for it. I have found that crazy girls really make up for it with great sex.

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Torva_fml 16

I head to read your comment like 5 times to get what you meant... :/

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VorpikeII 17

I've read it 10 times and still don't get it.

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B1ondeLady 7

Well would you mind translating it for the rest of us?

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Katastrophe101 8

20 is asking if the wife 'slobbed on his knob' as in gave him a bj. Don't worry. I had to read it a few times too.

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black_martin 1

Slob on the knob...give head, same ball park

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

There's been enough FMLs like this to scare me away from marrying someone superstitious ;) eff ur ell op

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abbybailey204 19

I'd tell her that I would get fired if I missed one more day

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twofirstnames 12

Stars can't predict a persons life. Just ignore it and if she's serious then congrats you married someone not so smart. FYL though, paranoid girlfriends/ wives can be a pain I bet

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