By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 20:08 - United States

Today, my wife threatened to end our relationship if I didn't skip work and stay at home. She's into astrology, and apparently when one of those money-grubbing frauds writes, "Betrayal will come from someone close to you", it's reason enough to suspect that I'll cheat on her. FML
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Torva_fml 16

You told her that she needs a new hobby, right?

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The_Troller 14

Bitches be crazy!

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hateevryone 14

where did you find that wacko?

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majorasshole 4

Thank the **** I ain't ever getting married. Crazy crazy crazy bitches.

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dapheronixx03 6

wowww i hatee people who believe in that crap its stupid abd crazy

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gene818 13

Little does she know that she will cause it by trying to prevent it

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bigdaddy93 8

that is exactly the reason i stay the hell away from California too damn many crazy people

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THE_A_TEEN 27

...and everywhere else has very sane people? From a californian, **** YOU!!!

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iamray 2

I don't know horoscopes are right for me a lot of the times.

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brick_man33 14

Following predictions in astrology has the same relevance, as to following the messages in a fortune cookie. not happening, tell your wife to pick up a new hobbie OP.

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pnutbudajelly 0

Yeah probably just let her end the relationship because she's a freaking psycho and you can do better... That's retarded. If she trusts a horoscope more than you, you should probably rethink the relationship...

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Levvy 22

It doesn't speak well of her that she cares about whether he physically cheats, but not whether he wants to/would.

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Attaru 8

Pffft Astrologys FAKE, Fortune Cookies on the other hand are all powerful...

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SN_716 5

This is annoying not just for the obvious reasons, but also because it makes others who like astrology look crazy too. And yeah, the stuff in the papers and online each week is garbage.

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