By phobopohobia - 06/02/2009 22:09 - United States

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Today, my wife told me that if she had a penny for every time I had brought her to climax she'd have change for a nickel. We've been married for 16 years. FML
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ohgeez 0

Either she's an idiot for never bringing it up sooner, or you're as dense as a brick for not being able to gauge her reactions/responses.

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wowomfglol 0

Same as the others said. If she never said anything about it before, **** her life; she should have told you.

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Masta_Blasta 0

pretty dumb of her to mention it now and even like that.

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lich_fml 0

But one nickel=five pennies. five times is better than none ;]

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mtorres8789 0

buy a sex book lol

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Nacirema20 0

awww... lmao, thats mean.. :-/ FYL...

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quizikall 0

what a bitch she just let this go on for 16 years she should have brought it up earlier at least now you can start working on it

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Nyce187 0

that's cold on her part to mention that, well on the bright side she stuck around for 16 years, shitty thing iz who was bringing her to her climax all the other times??

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