By phobopohobia - 06/02/2009 22:09 - United States

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Today, my wife told me that if she had a penny for every time I had brought her to climax she'd have change for a nickel. We've been married for 16 years. FML
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ohgeez 0

Either she's an idiot for never bringing it up sooner, or you're as dense as a brick for not being able to gauge her reactions/responses.

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wowomfglol 0

Same as the others said. If she never said anything about it before, **** her life; she should have told you.

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corocoro 30

She should've told you that fifteen years ago. Faking it and then complaining ain't exactly fair.

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Cemetery87 10

your own fault for not noticing. she probably didn't want to say anything to protect your feelings (until now), instead choosing to keep you happy over herself. Had you been less selfish and more in tune with her needs it would have been OBVIOUS she wasn't being satisfied.

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GDragonsSwag 21

Guys, I'm confused. I'm not American so I don't know what all this nickels and penny stuff is… Can someone please tell me?

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bthehonest 1

Dont worry about it Op , you have been together for 16 years it was a true issue things would of come to an end way earlier then that, so dont stress about it.

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TheDoctor10 28

Plot twist: they've had sex five times

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LoZelda123 20

And she felt it was appropriate to wait this long to tell you?! why???

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harmtouch16 11

Well, what are you gonna do about it?

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hemiol 30

She should've told you, and she should've taken responsibility for her own ****** - I prefer handling my clit myself, and it works splendidly.

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