By you would - 04/03/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
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Jimboom 11

Tell her to keep the subscription as her wrinkled/dried up ass will have a tougher time finding someone who actually wants to hit that.... without a baseball bat that it.

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z4opv14 0

Wow that sucks man, my condolences to you.

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1000101 1

Damn... subscription to match.com. That's just cold. What ever happened to 'it's not working out' or 'it's not you, it's me'. Now, it's 'here you go... good luck with that'.

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My_Little_Pony 0

Hmm...I've heard that eHarmony is better.

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silentdud 0

At least you can pillage the world of twenty something blond-know-nothings who are looking for older men now. You can get a new car and pick up smoking cigars if you want.

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karmaking 0

@#29, he can no grow a beard and pubic hair again too

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sexygirl123 0

omg that sucksssss well she was a douche and now u can sleep with who ever u want!

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pommeblossom 0

Aww, sorry man! It's my birthday too! At least you can say you're starting a fresh, new age.

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