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By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

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By Nick - 20/03/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life." She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML

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By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

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By cogu - 03/02/2010 19:34 - France

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2021 14:00

Today, my wife informed me that she hates having sex with me, and only married me because I was dark, trim, and handsome, but now I'm just gray, fat, and soon to be single. FML

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Hair issues

By Blake - 26/08/2022 00:00

Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML

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By athlete47 - 03/08/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML

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By meach - 06/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2019 16:00

Today, my wife, who knows I'm attracted to women with long hair just like 95% of men, instead of growing her hair long, said she is going to stop being friends with any women who have long hair because she doesn't want me to be attracted to them. FML

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Uncouth 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:34

Tell her you were planning on leaving her for someone with less stretch marks.

wheresmyfood 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:11

:O pull her hair out!

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Alvzl 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 10:40

damn dude

Ololo_fml 16

Wednesday 6 April 2011 15:25

YDI 4 marring a dumbass

Riemurasia 0

Friday 8 April 2011 1:18

Well.. Why did you marry someone as obnoxious as her in the first place?

jasmiin_fml 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 8:27

she didnt really love you then. what a jerk.

ItsThisGirl 17

Saturday 23 April 2011 5:14

awwww i'm sry :(

budd28 0

Friday 10 June 2011 2:49

get that stuff on TV where old guys spray there head with something and they get hair instantly. but if she only loves you for your hair she doesn't love you.

jewelsfml 0

Monday 1 August 2011 18:14

don't worry, my husband is balding But i find it sexy. you'll find someone that loved your baldness and that will be someone worth spending the rest of your life with

xXobnoxiousXx 3

Tuesday 31 January 2012 15:49

she could have ment a woman , they tend to have more hair

Skyrim123 3

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:43

Hair where

karankaria 17

Wednesday 17 October 2012 21:46

What you need is a Beer!

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