Intimacy: Today, my wife was giving me a blowjob when I foolishly asked...

By Anonymous - 30/11/2014 13:07 - United States - Watchung

Today, my wife was giving me a blowjob when I foolishly asked her how she got so good at giving them. She looked straight into my eyes and replied, "Practising on about six guys before you." FML

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By noname - 04/12/2008 05:55 - France

Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Westerville

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML

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By Something I said? - 05/11/2013 15:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML

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Over and out

By hatinthelife - 18/02/2012 06:34 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 15:21 - Canada - Aurora

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML

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By Ohai - 16/01/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

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By man - 30/10/2009 16:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML

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By suffersecks - 20/01/2012 23:54 - United States

Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML

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By PlayTag - 05/02/2009 00:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

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Shemp_5 14

Sunday 30 November 2014 23:56

Dont ask, dont tell...

ScottVining 21

Sunday 30 November 2014 23:57

You sorta had that comin haha

Comments

cjwayy 22

Monday 1 December 2014 6:11

So?? As long as those six guys weren't during your marriage, there's nothing wrong with that.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 3 December 2014 4:06

Yep, that's about the only way this isn't a YDI. If the OPs wife suddenly got better at it after they were married I can understand why he'd want to ask. Otherwise I do have to wonder if the reason he's really upset is because she's not the 7th woman do do that to him and he's feeling he missed out.

ganydit 3

Monday 1 December 2014 6:12

Sounds like Op might have foud said bj better than usual... I say it happen between now and last time he got a bj... That really sucks

dark_knight99 14

Monday 1 December 2014 7:41

Ewww no offense, but six guys before you? Wow wonder how many times she had done it to each guy. ?

limabeans101029 20

Monday 1 December 2014 13:16

Depending on their age, six really isn't that many. And why does it matter anyway?

limabeans101029 20

Monday 1 December 2014 13:19

raphael1123 13

Monday 1 December 2014 8:01

About.

deequu 20

Monday 1 December 2014 8:12

Since she's your wife, I would have thought she'd be familiar with your 'dirty talk' kind of thing. I get asked that all the time and I always reply with stuff like "from giving you many ******** baby *wink*" or whatever. Maybe she's angry with you about something?