By Dumbfounded - 08/08/2012 23:03 - United States - Padre Island Ntl Seashor

Today, my wife yelled at me for admitting I take my wedding ring off at work. I explained that I work in a chemistry lab and don't want to damage it. She laughed and said, "Oh please, that chemistry stuff is nonsense anyway." All while reading her horoscope. FML
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redreynard 14

Nuts to your science! I have a gypsy in a vending machine!

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Urpoppy 21

And you married this idiot?

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brevolorio 5

I take off my wedding ring at work too because I work on cars I learned to never tell women that because mine went to work with me thing I'm cheating on here I work with all guys so that was hell for 6 hours.

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

You need to reevaluate this comment.

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TheArchAngel 8

Punctuation my friend. It's the difference between helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse, or helping your uncle Jack off a horse.

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BunchieRules 31

45 - That was possibly the longest sentence I've ever read. 56 - I have another comparison. With an Oxford comma: "We invited the strippers, JFK, and Stalin." Without the Oxford comma: "We invited the strippers, JFK and Stalin."

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freshprizzle1 13

I think I got it. I take my wedding ring off at work, too, because I work on cars. I learned never to tell women that because my wife went to work with me; She thought I was cheating in her. I only work with guys so that was 6 hours of hell.

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limblessorphan 4

My wife gets angry everytime i take my ring of to work. Even the fact that i'm a male prostitute doesn't help.

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Garulf 7

oh man, my condolences.. get some nice solution under the ring and see if she understands when you have chemical burns to the bone under it..

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xFaust_fml 12

I don't see the problem. I don't believe in that chemistry crap either. And don't tell me "physics" is real too. Everyone knows God is the one keeping you on the ground, not that gravity nonsense. And don't get me started on "biology"! What is wrong with the world?!

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LuckyLynx7732 5

The worst part is that I would believe this comment if it were pure sarcasm or a completely honest opinion.

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xFaust_fml 12

Sarcasm. But yeah, I realised afterwards that it could, sadly, be taken seriously. You believe in things that can't be proven, like ghosts, god or magic. That's the whole point of belief or faith. Otherwise it's just knowledge. But how the hell can someone "believe" or not in science?

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Cinn_fml 22

Someone once told me there was no such thing as a fact. So that level of stupidity is actually possible.

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eveadamsnyc 2

Wow. How did you not know this before you got married ?

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oneFUCKINword 8

Just from what i can tell in this fml, OP's wife is ignorant, rude, and stupid. I hope to god she is really, really hot and rich for OP's sake, because by the sounds of it she has nothing else going for her.

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br0ccoli 14

That lack of common sense is is passed down genetically. Next thing you know, your demon seed will be pulling experiments with cans of spray tan.

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