By Dumbfounded - 08/08/2012 23:03 - United States - Padre Island Ntl Seashor

Today, my wife yelled at me for admitting I take my wedding ring off at work. I explained that I work in a chemistry lab and don't want to damage it. She laughed and said, "Oh please, that chemistry stuff is nonsense anyway." All while reading her horoscope. FML
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redreynard 14

Nuts to your science! I have a gypsy in a vending machine!

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The_9th_Doctor 18

you're the one who married her

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a7x_RoCk3r 12

Doesn't surprise me that you're in a red state

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Ipsum629 13

she does realize that chemistry has revolutionized just about everything we use, right? seriously, dumbfounded, keep innovating.

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coolerjf 12

Show her what happens with gold and aqua regia

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Berber260 14

Your wife is not very bright.. Don't mate with her.

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shadeslayer99 13

Acid + gold= no more gold

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evbu98 12

I'm not surprised. You live in Texas

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Sam Fisher 13

Sorry bro, but your wife doesn’t seem to know what “logic” is. Absolutely NO amount of arguing will make her see it. Get out while you can bud, that’s my bit of advice

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