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By scarlett666 - 05/06/2009 02:04 - United Kingdom

Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML

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By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML

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By thompson773 - 20/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML

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By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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By Burp - 19/04/2012 12:37 - United States

Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air, I was absolutely terrorized by the whole experience. Luckily, they had free booze on board, so I necked some to steady my nerves. Unfortunately, the vodka mixed with air turbulence made me spurt some vomit into my lap. FML

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Smells like Toddler Spirit

By anon - 06/03/2017 00:00

Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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PANIC!

By big time traumatized - 02/11/2022 10:00

Today, my husband drank way too much white wine at a wedding and projectile vomited all over me and my car while I was driving. We were 5 miles from home and I have emetophobia (the fear of vomit/vomiting). FML

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Long road ahead

By coloradoman - 30/11/2009 06:34 - United States

Today, while I was flying on American Airlines back from visiting family, a newborn puked its breakfast all over my HP mini, knocked my orange juice into my lap, then coughed up another layer on top of it all. I couldn't change my pants because of we were about to experience turbulence. FML

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ASUdec 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:37

He vomitted in the bag, not on you. You were at a minor inconvience not an FML

Eros_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:06

vomit is no fun, either from you or anyone else

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Friday 5 June 2009 10:50

Oh she sucks.

captainplanet11 0

Friday 5 June 2009 11:03

To # 31, I thought the same thing until I noticed the Ireland detail. I think it's better than holding him up while he vomits Swedish fish for an hour. Those things happen.

ilikestaples 0

Friday 5 June 2009 11:06

the fact that you were coming back from ireland makes it just that extra bit funnier

0225 0

Friday 5 June 2009 11:23

Seriously, you felt the need to post this? It's gross, but it was only a few minutes. Get over it.

Azurett 0

Friday 5 June 2009 11:43

You should have handed it to the stewardess and made her throw it away.

um_chandra 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:02

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Friday 5 June 2009 12:04

thank you #36. i almost had to ask everyone else if they were gonna make ME say it. vomit is not THAT gross. it was contained in a bag. Ever had a dog? you have to pick up dog shit in plastic bags, where you can SEE the contents. a little grosser id say, but if I posted FMLs about it they wouldnt get posted. why? because it is a waste of time. that is not at all F*ck my life worthy.

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Friday 5 June 2009 12:06

It's puke in a bag... Your life it's ruined by holding a bag for a few minutes? It wasn't all over you or on your hands or something. Come to think of it, I hold a bag of my dogs crap every day on walks. Should I make an FML about its horrors?! I even have to PICK IT UP and put it in the bag (through the bag, obviously)!! *gasp*