By Ulysse - 07/11/2008 15:33 - United Kingdom

Today, on my first day at a new job, my boss asked how old I was. I replied, "Eighteen." She responded that she was my age thirty years ago, which makes her the same age as my mum. When I told her, she gave me a puzzled look, so I repeated myself. She was my age thirteen years ago, not thirty. FML
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deuce_wild 0

is it me or is this worded by a two year old

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e_rico112 0

these people are not grammar nazis, they just want to read fml's that make sense the first time you read them...not after like the 6th time.

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liveBabylon 0

I'm also really bad at grammer, and spelling. I read all these FML's perfectly then read the comments and people are complaining.

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edanvers 0

For all these retards who keep commenting on the poor grammar of this FML, it's actually poor PUNCTUATION. Idiots. FYL, OP. Go get your ears syringed.

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prospekt1 0

haha ur mom couldnt keep it in her pants

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thatwhitekid09 0

I had to decipher that FML like a ******* puzzle.

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ReallyMike 0

"Today was the first day of my new job. During the break, my boss asks me about my age. I say "I'm 18"; She answers that she was my age thirty years ago. I say "Like my mother!". She doesn't seem to understand. I repeat "You are 48, like my mother!". Embarrassing silence... She was my age thirtEEN years ago, not thirty. I misheard. FML" I think that's close enough to understand.

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SickSickSick7511 0

I've had to read FMLs twice to understand, but I've never had to read one over 4 times before I understood it.

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ShinyMarker 0

This FML has the most grammar problems I've ever seen.

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