By keiran123 - 27/06/2013 23:15 - United States - Welsh

Today, on my first day at my new job delivering pizzas, I got bit by a guy dressed as Dracula. FML
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Futacy 29

Woah, you better get that checked out! Hurry before you fall in love with a plain-looking, disturbed teenaged girl... or hepatitis.

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Cazz91 21

OP... That is still a better love story than Twilight. I think he may just be your long lost dark soulmate. Surprise him next time with a terrifying bite of your own or create rotting flesh effects for zombies. Warm bodies are allowed to love and be loved in return. :P

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utlanning 9

All the bad things, such as being bitten and morbidly obese people in their underwear, shall be balanced by all the drunken party invites and the hotties.

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rhapsodys 12

I guess he was craving for something else other than pizza

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hilamonster06 21

Let me guess. He is 40 and still lives with his parents.

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redbandit9877 12

If you start to crave human blood and start having a mental breakdown, that's ok, but if at any point you find yourself sparkling and wanting to seduce 17 year old high school girls, just end it.

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xsilentxninjax 10

Haha that is funny. But that is really creepy, being bitten by some random creep-o guy.

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worldclassrager 39

Is it Halloween already? He's pretty serious if you throw bite me at him..better than some devil pitch forking you....

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nela25 23

At least we all know he won't order garlic on his pizza.

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onorexveritas 23

let's hope you don't do the same now

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