Animals: Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had...

By StinkyDogs - 27/03/2011 10:06 - United States

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

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Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML

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By hold your horses pony boy - 18/04/2014 18:24 - United States

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2018 17:30

Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML

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By Debra2005 - 20/05/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML

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By Anonymous Taco Man - 03/08/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML

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By Dakota - 28/09/2017 04:30

Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML

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By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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By PerfectTiming - 08/07/2013 11:19 - Netherlands - Eindhoven

Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around and smeared it everywhere. My dog excels at timing. FML

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By grace - 13/08/2015 14:54 - United States - New York

Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large, hyperactive dog who experiences nervous bowel movements. FML

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Sunday 27 March 2011 16:59

Why the **** would you slam on the breaks, moron.

chester75 5

Sunday 27 March 2011 17:10

I just thought that by hitting the breaks gravity would return the shit to the dogs ass.

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SunshineBoy21 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 20:17

I'm going to say this one time; if aliens were observing us, they would think that dogs are the superior race. We drive them around, feed them, and when we walk them - we pick up their . Who's in charge here?

exodushatred 4

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:01

true

docscientist 9

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:29

If they were aliens of poor observation...

sarahbear430 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:09

literally, lol.

hcovballer247 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:20

what a shitty deal... haha get it cause she purchased something and it landed in shit..(:

vbmg152 18

Sunday 27 March 2011 22:18

You don't give your dogs a chance to go potty before you leave with them? They get nervous at the groomer, I always wait a few minutes to make sure they don't have to go before I leave!