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By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 17:07 - Canada - Tracadie

Today, one of my friends posted on Facebook saying if you're held up at an ATM, putting your PIN in backwards will alert the cops. I pointed out it's an urban legend, and asked how it'd work if their PIN was the same backwards. He drove over and beat the crap out of me. FML

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By deranged - 25/05/2017 19:00 - Ukraine - Pirogov

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the bank to get her new ATM card. As the bank teller gave her the card, he said that the PIN remained the same. Indignant, she cried out, "How do you possibly know my PIN code?" She's 27. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2014 20:15 - United States

Today, as I walked into the bank, I tripped and bumped into a security guard. He thought I was assaulting him, so he pinned me to the floor and called for backup as he held me at gunpoint. FML

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Stunlocked

By RoyBoy - 26/07/2021 18:01

Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML

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Classic sting

By Anonymous - 25/01/2021 23:01 - Canada

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to prank my friend. When he came to pick me up in his car, I pulled up my mask, put on my toque, got in the back seat and yelled "This is a robbery! Don't talk! Drive now!" I'd hopped in the back of the wrong car. FML

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By yupthissucks - 13/04/2015 09:00 - United States - Newnan

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML

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By Brady - 30/04/2013 16:00 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2015 14:21 - Mexico

Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML

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By Luke - 07/11/2011 14:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that if you are being mugged, never tell your mugger you are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML

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Free money glitch

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I went to withdraw 200 dollars. At the ATM, I noticed a suspicious man standing really close to me. I was nervous about entering my pin number, and worried he was looking at my account information. In my panic, I got all the way home before realizing that I'd left the cash in the machine. FML

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By Keldar - 19/08/2009 07:53 - United States

Today, at the gas station I work a lady called wanting to know the "password" and if I was okay. Thinking it was a prank I hung up. A couple of minutes later she called back, this time asking if I could see the cops outside and telling me I'd be alright. I saw four of 'em. I'd hit the silent alarm by accident. FML

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BubbleGrunge 18

Thursday 8 January 2015 0:23

Sounds like your friend has more problems than worrying about being robbed at the ATM. Actually, he may be the robber at the ATM.

juststephhere 23

Thursday 8 January 2015 0:31

They sound so lovely! Remind me why they are your friend?

Comments

lyricalservant 21

Thursday 8 January 2015 2:07

Some people takes things waaay too seriously

MrsKilown 20

Thursday 8 January 2015 2:12

Sounds like your friend is a tool. Seriously, how juvenile can you get?

MELKOZAR 27

Thursday 8 January 2015 2:36

You sir need a new friend.

mete_orito 34

Thursday 8 January 2015 2:38

OP's friend is an idiot.

sorahearts_fml 10

Thursday 8 January 2015 3:34

If he drove over it should have been fishy from the start if he didn't tell you in advance or why. Also you should know how to fight, and should have been able to tell by body language or facial expression if he is angry. I call bs, and if not that's just sad.

Candace7 19

Thursday 8 January 2015 3:51

Talk shit, get hit. Sorry bro.

slyde32 12

Thursday 8 January 2015 14:21

That's a stupid "saying" and no one talked shit anyway

esbeyde_mercado 7

Thursday 8 January 2015 4:41

I don't get it ._.

stupidface15 16

Thursday 8 January 2015 6:08

he beat him up

fabcade 14

Thursday 8 January 2015 4:42

Did you call the police?

vikky538 28

Thursday 8 January 2015 4:47

he drove all the way in winter to beat you up..he must be really be pissed over that stupid issue...

Death69 24

Thursday 8 January 2015 4:49

Most of my friends know that if they tried SHIT like that...They would end up in the Hospital. Bottom line here OP. Either charge that piece of SHIT. Or tell him to get lost. This guy, is NOT a friend by any stretch.