By Anonymous - 11/11/2015 08:51 - Australia - Abbotsford

Today, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell my psycho clinger of an ex that I still like her. It had only been a few months since she finally stopped stalking me. FML
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Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Sounds like you need a document that states your previous girlfriend will not be allowed near you.

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irishmaiden78 23

Personally, I believe you need new friends. That's absolutely unacceptable.

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JHPugh 19

I wish someone deemed me interesting enough to stalk

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HeartYou101 31

At one point, I thought if an ex stalks you, they must love you like no-one else and want you back, so it's not really stalking...Until, it happened to me and it's very annoying, scary and I didn't know if the person would end up being violent or not towards me or my friends who were there at the time...It's not a nice situation to be in, especially if it lasts a few months...

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Richard6036 13

I don't know who sounds worse your ex or your friend. For one your friends and imbecile because there's nothing funny about being Stalked, you need better friends, who needs enemies when you have friends like yours

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outfielder55 17

This is ass whooping territory where I'm from. Shit like this gets a foot in your ass.

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RedPillSucks 31

tell your ex that your friend is secretly in love with her and is too shy to say so directly. (ninja substitution)

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k_bushey 15

your friend's kinda a dick or doing that!

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Geckosrock99 33

With friends like that, you don't need enemies, OP. Find a way for this to backfire on the "friend". He deserves it.

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