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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 08:40 - France

Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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Is this a joke?

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, my husband invited a couple of his college friends over for dinner. While we were in the middle of eating, one of them asked loudly, "Hey, whatever happened to that fat bitch you dated in your third year?" We've been dating since his second year. FML

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Impossible

By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 14:18

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

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Classic mistake

By FuhedUp - 31/10/2021 08:00

Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML

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Hit and miss

By Jane. R - 16/06/2021 20:00

Today, a guy was hitting on me when I was at a café. I told him I was married, but it didn't deter him, so I told him to go away. Later, my husband came home from work with his boss for dinner and sure enough, it was the same guy who was hitting on me. Suffice to say, it was one awkward dinner night. FML

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By karengoeswest - 16/08/2018 15:00

Today, my coworker was talking about how he's met the man of his dreams and they've been dating for 3 months. He showed me a picture of them at Niagara Falls last weekend. His new boyfriend is my husband, who was supposedly on a business trip in Boston. FML

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Work husbands and work wives

By Sleeping at my parents tonight - 28/06/2023 15:00

Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2018 13:30

Today, my husband hooked up with his classmate in the school I talked him into going to. I helped him pass classes to get there. FML

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Keeping up with the Joneses

By Eva - 10/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I met my ex from the college, and he invited me to dinner. Back then, he was rude and a bit abusive, but I agreed anyway. The man I saw today is loving, caring and fun, with a good job, and I really liked his wife. On the other hand, I'm between jobs, and my relationship's turned into the utter bore. FML

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Creeper alert!

By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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Nadinek98 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:29

well played hubby

epfdwefc19 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:33

looks like it's time to can him...

Comments

C25_fml 4

Thursday 11 November 2010 19:04

I'm French and I'm wondering something : Do anybody knows what does "Bon appétit" means ? Because it seems weird in this sentence ...

PugnaciousBear 0

Friday 12 November 2010 1:09

How can you not know what it means if you're French? T.T

lysiane_fml 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 21:00

Ils ont sûrement pris la traduction de Enjoy! qui dans un contexte culinaire serait Bon appétit! Disons qu'ils auraient dû demander à quelqu'un qui parlait français correctement! ;)

Sirin_fml 46

Saturday 13 November 2010 23:26

Nous sommes français et nous essayons juste d'utiliser cette phrase à la manière d'un anglophone. Tu sais, nous pouvons nous adapater à la culture des autres. Et s'il te plait, parle anglais, c'est pas VDM !

lysiane_fml 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 2:03

Sorry for my language choice! I get what you did! I wasn't sure if the people who did it knew the weird aspect of the translation! Thanks for the information!

C25_fml 4

Monday 12 March 2012 13:29

I know what it means --' It's just that's it's really weird said like that. If I tell you "Translated from the french version of FML. Have a nice meal !", you will be surprised, right ? Well, same for me. And I was actually wondering if whoever translated this was French or not.