Kids: Today, our Christmas tree was damaged beyond repair after my...

By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, our Christmas tree was damaged beyond repair after my son and his friends borrowed it for a little experiment. They tied balloons to the branches and tried to make it fly, after seeing a similar video online. FML

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By anonymous - 27/11/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML

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By wjones - 15/12/2009 15:06 - United States

Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year old guy. FML

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By blumaster04 - 22/12/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, in an effort to repair our fake Christmas tree, my girlfriend succeeded in gluing it to the floor. I can't get it loose. FML

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Christmas Chaos

By shaggyberaddy - 05/01/2018 05:00

Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to get my cat out of our seven-foot Christmas tree. Once he was done, he tore about the house and broke the nativity scene, beheading baby Jesus and a wise man in the process. The tree is fucked. FML

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By Julie - 25/12/2012 03:20 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML

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By Marcella_03 - 05/12/2009 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my family and I noticed that our Christmas tree had been stolen from our front garden. Last night, a group of girls from my village posted a status on Facebook stating how drunk they were, and how they had stolen a Christmas tree. I "liked" it. FML

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By Project-Mayhem - 02/12/2009 10:57 - United States

Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML

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By awesome - 05/01/2012 17:13 - United States

Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

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By Worsttreeever - 05/12/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML

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By shoutoutloud2him - 05/12/2009 08:48 - United States

Today, I was at Home Depot getting a Christmas tree with my family. While picking out a tree, a man thought it would be nice to help cut off the string that held the tree together. The branches hit me in the face and the guy managed to cut my hand. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Saturday 10 December 2011 0:37

Boys will be boys....

iMagzzzy 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 0:39

How do you repair a Christmas tree?

Comments

leadman1989 15

Saturday 10 December 2011 1:33

Well christmas is now RUINED because that's what it was all about a tree. *runs away crying.

Shmace 4

Saturday 10 December 2011 1:54

This doesn't sound like an FML. It sounds like you have an interesting son. Maybe you should tone the drama down a bit & appreciate what you have.

ArcticPuppet 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 2:01

Well? Did it work?

savedb2rfly 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 2:05

GISHWHES UNITE!!!

BadKitty13 28

Saturday 10 December 2011 2:37

Well he's gonna go far in life ..........

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 10 December 2011 2:39

Wait 'till they see what they can do with an airbag.

Troll_spray 6

Saturday 10 December 2011 2:40

Beat him and his friends up with what's left of the tree.

every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 10 December 2011 2:44

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, how I despise thee. You smell like shit, you remind me to be nice, now I want to put you in a wood chipper and chop you into pieces in front of a Toys for Tots drop off location as I do my evil laugh. O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, I hate thee. I do like eggnog, sorta.