Animals: Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could...

By ouch - 17/09/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

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By StaceZN - 22/12/2016 08:52

Today, on site, my client was certain she had switched off her electric fence prior to me conducting an inspection of her boundary retaining wall. I overbalanced on my ladder and grabbed at the fence wires for support. The electricity was not switched off. FML

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Ouch!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 05:52 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML

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By electricpuddle - 25/04/2011 01:11

Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML

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By fml - 19/01/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 18:11 - United States

Today, while I was putting up Christmas lights, my younger brother wouldn't stop pestering me. It seems he hadn't forgotten the time I gave myself an electric shock last year, and he wanted to see if I'd do it again. FML

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Driving school dropout

By Rebecca - 16/01/2012 00:36 - Canada

Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

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How shocking!

By Anonymous - 04/03/2018 01:30

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2020 11:01 - Germany - Olbersdorf

Today, I got the worst electric shock ever, touching a wire that was connected to the electric fence only by a plastic isolator, made specifically to NOT conduct electricity. I still don’t understand how it was possible. FML

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Sunday 18 September 2011 9:06

Your brother is shocking.

GRRSOM 7

Sunday 18 September 2011 9:17

I hope you didn't burn off the skin from your hands. If you did, take advantage of not having finger- prints.

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Athga 0

Monday 19 September 2011 2:02

and I bet it was

Oddobama 0

Monday 19 September 2011 2:03

wait if it broke how did it work

Acedelp 0

Monday 19 September 2011 2:46

I would kick his ass

BD_Swingin 0

Monday 19 September 2011 3:24

That's watt hertz OP :D

MrBoredGuy 1

Monday 19 September 2011 3:25

HE OWNS A HORSE!!

spiderowner 8

Monday 19 September 2011 3:41

If the fence was broke then hiw did u get shocked...

Ecklcakes 15

Monday 19 September 2011 3:42

If it was broken how could a current flow through it? Also, they don't hurt much.

MinecraftGeek 8

Friday 26 October 2012 13:11

She said the fence was broken, not the wire, so I'm assuming it was to mend the fence planks.

Twisted_Angel 17

Monday 19 September 2011 4:04

on the plus side you know the fence works and you don't have to go in for that perm now.

inhopesforEandT 0

Monday 19 September 2011 5:12

than it works eh?

Neonnight 0

Monday 19 September 2011 20:15

Einstein all over again

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