Animals: Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this...

By tannarox - 28/01/2012 15:46 - United States

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML

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By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 05:13 - United States - Boise

Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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Sobering

By TheLivingDeadTree - 19/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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Sweep sweep

By PghSportsNation - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I awoke to my cat with micro pellets all over him. He'd destroyed a pillow containing them, and now there are thousands of these pellets throughout the entire house. My vacuum is broken. FML

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Poor Mickey

By oh, good - 15/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML

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Crowded house

By upset - 25/10/2016 00:08

Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML

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By shadokis - 12/09/2012 18:31 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML

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Roevera 14

Saturday 28 January 2012 18:35

My cat cuts off the heads and leaves them on my doorstep at night. I wake up to find mouse heads all in a row on my porch when I leave for school..

disco2466 8

Saturday 28 January 2012 18:29

did you taste it and find out what it was?

Comments

adiosbitchachos 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 20:33

"FLUFFY NO! BAD KITTY! I must FML about it before I clean it up..."

lela1998 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 21:25

Lovely cat you have

lilcutie00 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 21:30

My cat always does that on our front porch. Thats gross though

skipzabeat 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 21:30

FML for reading this post

calichick3393 2

Saturday 28 January 2012 21:43

My cat did that outside but hey aren't they supposed eat nice and rats anyways

sasha_is_my_name 5

Saturday 28 January 2012 21:49

Um..... Ew?

maks08 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 21:49

I guess Tom finally caught Jerry.

cjg2013 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 21:58

that's why cats suck. dogs are wayyyy better. cats are practically lifeless.

iamdena12 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 22:04

I would hate to be the cat..

perdix 29

Saturday 28 January 2012 22:24

Don't make fun of the mouse's "tiny organ" -- it might slip you some laxatives when you're not looking. He was probably normally hung for a mouse, that is.