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Lol I think this is hilarious!
60- Oh yeah, it's just so hysterical that someone is so poor that they have to resort to stealing from their own family. I really hope you don't ever find yourself in a situation where you have to wonder where the money is going to come from to put gas in your car, or how you will pay for your next meal. It's pretty sad that you find this to be oh so funny.
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get a job.
"Decided to steal" trumps "realizing how poor I am." Do odd jobs for cash, something like cleaning houses, walking pets, mowing peoples lawn... Just keep the gas in the lawn mowers if you do...
Getting a job you *enjoy* may be difficult, but I'd rather swallow my pride and flip burgers than steal. Or OP could stick to his ways and go to jail. I hear some will teach you a trade. Woohoo?!
I'm broke as hell right now. I'm a student and work 31 hours a week. I only make $9.00 an hour and I've been applying for jobs for over a year for both a replacement to my shitty job and second jobs to add to my shitty job. I've filled out hundreds of applications and I can recite my resume at this point from seeing it so much. I haven't had one call back. It's not easy to just get a job right now. Haven't you paid ate film? The economy is in the shitter.
Haha. Good effort, but not great.
Welcome to Rock Bottom Population: You
Hopefully it's a two stroke mower and it screws up your engine, thief.
I was just reflecting how proud OP's parents must be right now...
In soviet Russia, gas steal you!
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instead of stealing their gas, why don't you mow their lawn for some cash?
^ Horrible pun.