By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 15:49 - United States

Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 020
You deserved it 38 450

Same thing different taste

Top comments

flockz 19

instead of stealing their gas, why don't you mow their lawn for some cash?

Comments

60- Oh yeah, it's just so hysterical that someone is so poor that they have to resort to stealing from their own family. I really hope you don't ever find yourself in a situation where you have to wonder where the money is going to come from to put gas in your car, or how you will pay for your next meal. It's pretty sad that you find this to be oh so funny.

"Decided to steal" trumps "realizing how poor I am." Do odd jobs for cash, something like cleaning houses, walking pets, mowing peoples lawn... Just keep the gas in the lawn mowers if you do...

jaredjudd21 2

Ummm.. Maybe u should et a job. Just a though

TicklingIsFun 0

Yes because getting a job is really easy.

Getting a job you *enjoy* may be difficult, but I'd rather swallow my pride and flip burgers than steal. Or OP could stick to his ways and go to jail. I hear some will teach you a trade. Woohoo?!

blinkingstarlet 15

I'm broke as hell right now. I'm a student and work 31 hours a week. I only make $9.00 an hour and I've been applying for jobs for over a year for both a replacement to my shitty job and second jobs to add to my shitty job. I've filled out hundreds of applications and I can recite my resume at this point from seeing it so much. I haven't had one call back. It's not easy to just get a job right now. Haven't you paid ate film? The economy is in the shitter.

blinkingstarlet 15

Not condoning stealing, for the record. I still think he's a jackass.

Hopefully it's a two stroke mower and it screws up your engine, thief.

I was just reflecting how proud OP's parents must be right now...