Intimacy: Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor... - FML

By AirOne - 12/11/2008 14:39 - United States

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Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

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Keep it down

By lukas - 11/01/2014 00:24 - Canada - Lyndhurst

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Today, my new neighbor asked if I could keep my dog from yapping during the evenings, because it kept him awake last night. I don't have a dog, but I apologized anyway. I didn't have the heart to admit that those are the sounds my girlfriend makes during sex. FML

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By TooLoud - 31/05/2015 00:12 - United States - Moorpark

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Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML

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Routine

By youaresodumb - 27/09/2010 04:19 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML

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Can't wait for the next time

By cowboy_gold - 25/01/2020 05:00

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Today, I came back to my dorm only to hear my neighbor having loud sex. I thought I was just thinking when I said, "At least do it against the other wall," but when I was left later on, he walked by, apologized and said that he thought I wasn't home, and promised to be more quiet next time. FML

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By AussieG75 - 21/07/2012 04:48 - United States - Saint Augustine

Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML

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By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

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Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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Nice

By Username - 07/08/2011 08:08 - Reserved

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Today, after being kept awake all night by my house-mate and his girlfriend, they woke me at the crack of dawn to apologize for being so loud. FML

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Get it on

By kmb04 - 02/08/2009 15:12 - Canada

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Today, after a great night of sexual ecstacy, I ran to answer the door. The angry woman standing there introduced herself. ''Hi, I'm your neighbor. My seven year-old son's bedroom is just next to yours and when you scream at night, he gets scared. Do you think you could keep it down?'' FML

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Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

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Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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By screamer - 02/09/2012 06:41 - United States - Paso Robles

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML

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ThorsSon 0

Monday 9 March 2009 19:31

Dude... you are getting laid... your woman is obviously enjoying it... she is not ashamed of it... and your neighbor is cool with it? If these are bad things for you, I will gladly come fill in for you.

ZleveL 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 7:45

umm you are #9

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Dark_Angel003 0

Monday 13 June 2011 7:53

i bet he masterbated

diaz5 1

Wednesday 6 July 2011 20:57

LMFAO

myifesuckz 8

Saturday 1 October 2011 7:15

Where do you live, i want to move next to you

Kiirst_mt1994 26

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:09

lol!

alice18_fml 6

Thursday 3 November 2011 18:54

not cute at least she's considerate

ImOlivia 5

Friday 4 November 2011 3:01

I wish my boyfriends neighbors were nearly as acceptive when we have sex. :/

thedeadmen 14

Tuesday 30 July 2013 16:09

Like

imhope 23

Sunday 5 January 2014 4:32

That's creepy.

OneNightStander 6

Monday 6 January 2014 17:14

Hey, you must be doing something right if your lady is screaming. And your neighbor sounds funny as hell. This isn't an FML

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