Miscellaneous: Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were... - FML

By wowhoopla - 11/01/2010 01:10 - France

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML

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wowhoopla 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 5:09

well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...

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TheMichaelIsFres 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:18

that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise

theman34 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:20

give the man his cookies

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skyeyez9 24

Monday 11 January 2010 21:25

He will ask for a glass of milk.

skyeyez9 24

Monday 11 January 2010 21:32

I would like to hear how the rest of you "Well give him what he wants blah blah blah" reacts if some asshole breaks into your house demanding cookies, money, pills or tries rape your ass. Yeah just give him what he wants. mlia I know y'all are being sarcastic. But I seriously hope if you face someone breaking into your home, Give him a bullet to his skull instead. Protect your home and family.

Julip_fml 0

Monday 11 January 2010 22:04

bahahahahhaha.

buffalobuffalo 0

Monday 11 January 2010 22:26

wait, did you really just equate cookies with rape? i'd be pissed if someone broke into my home, but of all the things for an intruder to want, cookies are pretty harmless, and also pretty funny. i mean, c'mon, it's absurd.

ily1210 10

Monday 11 January 2010 22:33

GIVE THE GUY HIS DAM COOKIES!

DeathShad0 1

Monday 11 January 2010 22:55

You should of asked what kind of cookies.

pronghead 2

Monday 11 January 2010 23:04

this so-called fml made my day, and the comments too

camzer 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 0:23

That's actually brilliant! Thankyou for filling my life with joy, temporarily..

rachiestarr 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 0:24

this belongs on mlia, not fml.

puksoo 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 0:24

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