Miscellaneous: Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have...

By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 11:12 - Germany

Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML

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By makeuuuuup - 21/02/2010 01:52 - Canada

Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 04:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML

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By SummerGirl0009 - 23/08/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML

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By paddy - 14/07/2009 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

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By Raaar - 26/08/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML

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By nothing - 18/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him "Hey, I like your balls." FML

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By lexiiiiiiweee - 19/02/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML

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By moobysrocks - 20/02/2010 18:58 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML

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Strike

By Cameron - 29/10/2017 06:00

Today, I went for dinner and bowling with a woman I met online. The Mexican food was great but my bowels started feeling it during our first game. I slipped on the bowling lane and the impact of my ass hitting the ground made me shit myself. FML

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By murp - 18/10/2012 16:26 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML

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PickYourPoison 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 17:06

It means all your friends use whitening strips.

perdix 29

Sunday 8 November 2009 17:02

It's because your mouth is a Black Hole.

Comments

FaithX 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 20:28

The op probably doesn't use whitening toothpaste - teeth themselves don't really glow under blacklight people.

teqifsha 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 20:31

White stuff doesn't glow, shirts gliw because tide and other bleach substitutes contain phosphorous which glows under black light. So F their lives for having phosphorous on tgeir theeth.

kremit 1

Sunday 8 November 2009 20:45

HAHA YOU WILL NEVER HAVE BEAUTIFUL GLOWING GREEN TEETH LIKE THE REST OF US! kill yourself ?

UselessName 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 21:16

LOL

xdxbx 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 20:55

your teeth will not glow naturally. your friends probably took tetracycline when they were kids, which leaves yellowish stains on teeth that will cause them to glow under UV light

Biatche 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 21:47

I thought it was because they had **** in their mouths......

mmmyeahsaraa 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 22:01

brush much? lol

teddypicker_fml 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 22:39

Oh shit! That's ****** up! Come one man, wash your mouth!

ddrluna 2

Sunday 8 November 2009 22:54

If that is seriously the worst part of your day, then you're doing pretty damn well.

aTRAGEDY 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:35

o noez I haven't heard of toothpaste and a toothbrush before where can I get them from??? lmao seriously brush your teeth more than once a mth that way you won't have yuck mouth duh

troublesleeping 0

Monday 9 November 2009 1:05

glowing teeth means that there's bacteria growing that respond to the light. if your teeth aren't glowing it means there's nothing growing on them. congrats!