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By Anonymous - 27/05/2015 14:21 - Mexico

Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML

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Costume parties are the worst

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

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By Zizi - 04/07/2015 13:18 - Norway - Mosj?en

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

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By Harry - 10/06/2014 01:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was walking in the street, and the next thing I know, I'm waking up in a hospital. According to witnesses, a guy came up and hit me over the head with a baseball bat. Apparently that's a thing that happens now. But it's okay, he had an excuse: he said he was drunk. FML

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By anon - 10/11/2012 21:14 - United States - Kent

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML

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By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

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By Pwnedofthedead - 03/10/2009 15:34 - Canada

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

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Crusin' for a bruisin'

By burr415 - 20/04/2012 22:55 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML

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You deserved it 26 443

By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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You deserved it 773

By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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You deserved it 2 475

By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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RickySleeves 20

Thursday 28 May 2015 0:09

You mean he beat the candy out of you

igg125 30

Thursday 28 May 2015 0:10

Hopefully he didn't use a big stick

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ChloeMeyers_Xo 16

Thursday 28 May 2015 4:20

Oh goodness, I shouldn't laugh at this post...but I did. Hope you have a quick recovery from the beating you took OP. :-)

JoshuaJamesGrimm 5

Thursday 28 May 2015 4:53

I don't think that's a weed high. Weed doesn't normally make you violent.

tigerzroze 16

Thursday 28 May 2015 4:56

That did not end how I expected it to.

taylorzgoines 16

Thursday 28 May 2015 4:59

you're just ugly

kdbizzy 13

Thursday 28 May 2015 5:03

He had probably dropped acid.

birdybirdchirp 18

Thursday 28 May 2015 5:04

You should have found higher ground, once a piñata goes up they cant reach it(you) anymore.

lildiva7620 18

Thursday 28 May 2015 5:15

It's because of your colorful personality

Caballero127 1

Thursday 28 May 2015 5:26

Did any candy come out at least?

edmunson 22

Thursday 28 May 2015 6:00

WTF...'Nuf said

berkeleyjake 13

Thursday 28 May 2015 6:46

we're you wearing a colorful outfit?

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Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded that I give her a sandwich for free. When I refused, she took out a spray bottle of water and sprayed me in the face, like a cat. FML

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Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading slightly wet when getting out. I put it on top of the towel dryer after delicately shaking it. Five minutes later, I heard a splash; I went into the bathroom to find that my book had toppled into the toilet bowl. FML

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Today, my mom announced to everyone that she wants at least ten grandchildren. I'm an only child. FML

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Same thing different taste

Costume parties are the worst

Crusin' for a bruisin'

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