By Josh - 06/03/2015 00:25 - United States - Fenton

Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML
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Steffi3 40

Never call someones bluff if you're not prepared to deal with the consequences

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xMaeLA 24

Didn't Simba teach you anything? Never turn your back on an outsider... But, in all seriousness, OP. I hope you're okay. :/

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infernno 23

Didn't realize the American ambassador to Korea had FML, that's so cool!

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Goblin182 26

Never turn your back on crazy.

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rockwrench 18

Agreed, must be some reason op got stabbed. What's the real deal?

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homesuckfucker 28

Next time someone drops a threat like that, call the cops instead of calling their bluff.

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laden_swallow09 34

Or just stab them before they get a chance?

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Brandi_Faith 33

19, If some crazy person is threatening to stab someone else, I don't think they're going to patiently wait & allow them to call the police.

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homesuckfucker 28

Of course they wouldn't wait for the cops to arrive. You don't call them as a precautionary measure; you call them in order to give them a better chance of catching a perp that threatened and attacked you. Not only that, but a stab victim can usually benefit from an ambulance.

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homesuckfucker 28

Edit* Oops, I misread! But it sounded as if OP had at least a little bit of time to phone the police, between receiving a threat and calling bullshit.

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UrbanBoat 10

That's ****** crazy! A follow up is needed here.

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Livin_Like_Larry 29

Damn! Hope you're okay OP. I'm assuming you wrote this from the hospital

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vikky538 28

I hope you are okay now...never take things so carelessly...

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Mauskau 35

If it's anything like where I live, it'd be because OP walked past them on the street, got served before them in a store or even glanced in their direction.

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travellingfun 18

Hope you recover! but don't turn your back on someone threatening to hurt you, makes you an easy target.

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