By jsyn - 09/11/2013 23:27 - United States - East Hampton

Today, somebody broke into my car, just to steal the obviously fake $1,000,000 bill hanging from my rear-view mirror. FML
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Welshite 39

I would love to be the bank teller taking the bill when he tries to cash it. "No, sir, we don't cash Monopoly money either."

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anythingmustbe 18

Too bad that money wasn't real. The idiot could have used it to by some brains.

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amulya 14

You can't fix stupid :/ good luck with your car tho!

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bikergirl93 18

that must be one stupid person to go to all that effort

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Dakota1967 3

Today, I broke into a car to steal a 1,000,000 dollar bill.... it was fake. FML

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\ 28

"Real Life?" Thank God, i thought I was in a fantasy. :)

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jellybeens_fml 16

Aha I had one before! I would always mess around with the kids at school with it

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AverageJoey 18

Look at this way at least they weren't smart enough to steal anything else. Still though that does suck.

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pwnman 33

Why did you have it in the first place? I mean, yeah but what if that was him teaching you a lesson for your mistakes.

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KingReppin956 15

YDI. You should know by now how stupid some people can be.

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