By jsyn - 09/11/2013 23:27 - United States - East Hampton

Today, somebody broke into my car, just to steal the obviously fake $1,000,000 bill hanging from my rear-view mirror. FML
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Welshite 39

I would love to be the bank teller taking the bill when he tries to cash it. "No, sir, we don't cash Monopoly money either."

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anythingmustbe 18

Too bad that money wasn't real. The idiot could have used it to by some brains.

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Enslaved 36

"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality."

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stephers444 17

Who would be that stupid?

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imchacon22 19

That's when you know the struggle is real lol

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Isa_fml 20

Sorry about your car, but on the bright side, at least you know you'll never be as stupid as whoever broke that window. :P

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awkwardloveannie 28

just because op isn't dumb like that person doesn't mean much because that means op will be the person victimized by idiots

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worldclassrager 39

Well that one million dollar bill would have paid for the repairs better luck next time OP...XD

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bigNaKeD 9

Probably an illegal who doesn't know any better

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Cazz91 21

More money, more problems. I guess that doesn't really apply with fake money on the more money part for the thief but it sure caused you more problems.

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an3ph 20

It is a dangerous thing to assume anything in this dumb world is obvious.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

I agree. I'm highly doubting the person breaking in actually saw that the bill said one million on it. They probably saw a currency note and went for it.

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