By jsyn - 09/11/2013 23:27 - United States - East Hampton

Today, somebody broke into my car, just to steal the obviously fake $1,000,000 bill hanging from my rear-view mirror. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 086
You deserved it 11 974
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Welshite 39

I would love to be the bank teller taking the bill when he tries to cash it. "No, sir, we don't cash Monopoly money either."

325 5
anythingmustbe 18

Too bad that money wasn't real. The idiot could have used it to by some brains.

120 4

Comments

Ecudaniel 16

Well a $ 1,000,000 bill is tempting...

0 0
KingRay 3

See, this is just another case of people stealing shit just cause it's sitting there.

0 0
darkfireflame 15

"Today I broke into someone's car to steal a $1,000,000 bill the rich idiot had hanging in their window. The bank teller told me it was fake and called the cops on me. FML."

0 0
Drosophila82 18

Correction: today a drunk retarded dumbass broke into your car... Even car theives have standards and self respect

0 0
criley221 19

Even though the bill was clearly fake, you did leave "money" hanging in your car for all to see. YDI for not picking a better mirror decoration! :)

0 1
miranda9202 15

sounds like he's a special kind of stupid.....

0 0