Love: Today, somebody poured a cup of coffee down the back of my shirt....

By Anonymous - 03/02/2015 19:03 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, somebody poured a cup of coffee down the back of my shirt. When I turned around, I saw a man who said, "You looked like my ex from behind!" and ran off. FML

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By CoffeeStained - 10/11/2015 15:54 - United States - Richmond

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2013 22:43 - United States - Toms River

Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-aged guy called me a "two-timing whore", dumped his coffee on me and walked out in tears. I'm 14 and I have no idea who he was. FML

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By jitiizer - 19/09/2012 17:02 - Netherlands - Leeuwarden

Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML

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By Spiller - 17/11/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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Smooth

By vintage_vogue - 17/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I had a coffee date. The guy was waiting with coffee to meet me on the patio. I walked up to him, caught my favorite pendant necklace on the table, broke the necklace trying to get it free, and rattled the table so intensely that the guy's coffee spilled all over him. FML

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By burnnnnn - 22/02/2010 01:31 - Ecuador

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML

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Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:34

What an asshole. Even if you were the ex, that's a dick move.

thevelociraptor 31

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:30

Dumb ass. Sorry Op, people should always check before pouring coffee on others.

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Jenniesaurus 14

Wednesday 4 February 2015 10:56

That guy needs a cup of coffee pouring down the front of his trousers.

DaeccaD 5

Wednesday 4 February 2015 11:10

I know a good few people in Limburg. even lived in Heerlen and landgraaf for a while. Never met an idiot like that though. fyl op. hope the burns aren't too big on your back.

YourOpinionSucks 22

Wednesday 4 February 2015 11:10

The ex must have done something seriously ****** up for someone to waste their coffee like that. It's like liquid crack, but seriously OP, that sucks, sorry that had to happen to you.

Morning_fml 22

Wednesday 4 February 2015 15:56

Or some people are just too immature to handle a break up and decide to justify their anger by doing something irrational and indecent.

YourOpinionSucks 22

Wednesday 4 February 2015 23:31

Either way, it would have been hilarious to watch

mmazzaa 16

Wednesday 4 February 2015 11:32

"Oops wrong person hehe" *runs away*

i8cake 12

Wednesday 4 February 2015 11:54

I am pretty sure that constitutes assault. Sorry, Ms.! Hope karma catches up with him big time!

telli164 30

Wednesday 4 February 2015 12:14

That man has some issues!

Space_Teddy 29

Wednesday 4 February 2015 12:15

I live in the Hague, and even here people dont do that to eachother. In the worst case you could go to the cops I guess. not that they would actually do anything ? hope you're alright