Miscellaneous: Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying...

By MattVh - 12/01/2010 17:23 - Belgium

Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML

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By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 09:19

Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML

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By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

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By chris - 05/05/2020 14:00

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

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Arrest them!

By chris - 14/06/2011 05:10 - United States

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By Blue_Heart - 05/09/2015 18:47 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML

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By dullstuff - 21/07/2011 12:34 - Belgium

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

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By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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Endo22 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:29

you just carry around a saw with you all the time?

iGreen_Day 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:08

haha! I saw that on balls of steel oh and I'm doing a jig because I'm first (let's go down the disco!)

Comments

thaprodigy_07 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 4:14

dumb ass police lol

MF12 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 5:05

at least you got released :)

YOULIVETODIE 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 5:27

Keep your bike inside if allowed, it's better to drag it in and out of your home versus having to deal with people stealing it and or replacing them.

Z_Money 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 8:05

FTP.

humorizer 14

Wednesday 13 January 2010 13:34

file transfer protocol

Kasdeya 5

Wednesday 13 January 2010 10:19

Dunno why I thought the police in Belgium is smarter than in other countries. :/

YG27 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 11:51

im one of those guys who would put a lock on someone elses bike, but id stick around for the good laugh. FTP btw fck that puto? where did that come from.. i know you mean fck the police but whatever

blastvortex 3

Wednesday 13 January 2010 19:35

Meh. At least you got your bike back. Sawing that off looks suspicious, so YDI. That's what police are for. You could've probably gotten your bike back even sooner with professional help, although FYL for having to deal with it at all.

ogana426 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 19:43

hhaha

crankyinthemorn 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 22:29

I work in the legal field, for a criminal attorney at that and i see this all the time. It's so sad that nowadays police officers are taught to "arrest now and ask questions later". We once had a client who was pulled over, her car was searched and was taken to jail for "crack" found in her car. She was released a WEEK later when the drug test results found it to be old, stale CUPCAKE ICING that had been left in her car from the cupcakes for her kids birthday party a few weeks prior.