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By smokin - 26/07/2011 21:22 - United States

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

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You deserved it 5 380

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By lageste - 20/11/2008 04:37 - France

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

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You deserved it 5 325

Ripper

By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 888

You deserved it 150

By NewTenant - 20/06/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 205

You deserved it 39 990

By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 310

You deserved it 31 141

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By Pants-Girl - 24/11/2019 08:00 - Canada

Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML

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You deserved it 2 507

By Mel - 07/05/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

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You deserved it 12 962

By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 783

You deserved it 32 833

Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 135

You deserved it 3 015

By leahbeuhh - 05/09/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 616

You deserved it 71 120

By Ihatepants - 01/09/2016 01:37 - United States - Wrightsville

Today, I had a full day of work, a social event, and a doctor's appointment. My son looked at me when I got home and said, "Are your pants on backwards?" Yes, yes they were. All day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 940

You deserved it 2 245

Fx13mz 7

Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:33

True fire crotch right there.

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:48

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Go to a club and start dancing. Then you will truly have the fire burning on the dance floor.

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mrahhhhh 21

Wednesday 27 July 2011 10:21

FLAME ON!

BeautifulDemonKP 4

Wednesday 27 July 2011 10:28

we dont need no water let the motherf***r burn

guesswhatFML 10

Wednesday 27 July 2011 10:28

haha classic!

dreamering 16

Wednesday 27 July 2011 10:30

Hopefully you learned the lesson: Never fart close to the fire.

mrahhhhh 21

Wednesday 27 July 2011 10:44

Sweetie, you said that 3 times already :) .

sakforduc 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 11:15

clearly third time is not a charm...

BeautifulDemonKP 4

Wednesday 27 July 2011 10:30

we dont need no water let the motherf***r burn

BeautifulDemonKP 4

Wednesday 27 July 2011 10:30

we dont need no water let the motherf***r burn

ileina 5

Wednesday 27 July 2011 10:48

Liar liar!

HoneyBunPumpkin 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 3:40

s/he either wouldn't have posted this or said it so calmly if this was real, I totally agree with you!

kittykat1497 7

Saturday 30 July 2011 7:07

53 I think he meant "liar liar" as in the childish saying "Liar, liar, pants on fire"

HoneyBunPumpkin 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:21

Ohh, I see. but I still think it's a lie..

LizzJizz 16

Wednesday 27 July 2011 10:57

How'd that happen D:

macdaddymady 8

Wednesday 27 July 2011 11:50

Man, you must've been really hot.

susannesme 8

Wednesday 27 July 2011 11:08

well.... I dunno if I can believe that..

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Today, I've been seeing a therapist after more than 20 years of struggles. I think I saw him cry during our sessions a few times. I guess that my inability to live my life at the fullest was hard earned. FML

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