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Same thing different taste
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#1 - I wish someone had posted right before you bc saying number 1 is pretty damn annoying. OP - the guy sounds like a creeper I'm surprised you even agreed to meet him.
YDI for being human.
um..i think you also would've been posting on here if things had gone differently also "Today i was in the store and some guy left me his number on my car saying how attractive I was. I thought everything was fine until we met up and he ended up raping me. FML" FYL for being desparate enough to call some creepo that watches you show up and go into a store while he basically hid in the parking lot.
I don't think your life is F'ed...you dodged a bullet, that guy sounds like a major douche. Just be glad you were "the wrong person" and didn't get involved in that. It's a good lesson for the next time some random person follows you and puts their number on your car, as a guy (if it were the other way around) I would probably just tear the number and drive off, no offense but people like that are single for a reason :/
I'm sorry but, I lol'd. Then I felt bad :(
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Guess that's why you shouldn't be so desperate and call random numbers left on your vehicle.
and dude obviously the guy is just.... something stupid... he was too douchey to walk up to you but creepy enough to magically find out what car you drove? and leave a post it on it? i'm sorry but i think you're lucky, lol, he sounds like a dumbass who thinks his pick up lines are good but still lives with mom. he's a matthew-mcconagay type.