Miscellaneous: Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only...

By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 12:46 - United States

Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 21:00 - Finland

Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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By Crapper. - 16/09/2016 20:35 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 16:33 - United States

Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML

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By rimenrezon - 06/01/2015 14:10 - United States - Tampa

Today, someone tried to break into my dorm room while I was in class. Ramming the metal door with their shoulder just dented it, so they pissed on my welcome mat and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 02:02

Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 17:37 - Australia - Engadine

Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML

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By Zahkrii - 26/12/2018 16:00

Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML

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waswashere 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 18:47

They need to piss off

TheEpicMilkMan 13

Wednesday 15 February 2012 18:48

maybe your ego caused them to piss on your locker?

Comments

chicken_is_good 2

Thursday 16 February 2012 4:17

I would like to interject by saying that perhaps "I'm so popular it hurts" is actually SARCASM and that OP is not popular whatsoever...

masonsweats 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 4:19

Me and my friend jake are actually in the process of making a sarcastic font app for the apple and android market. It's still being designed so if you have any ideas for it let me know, plan to call the app sarcastica.

masonsweats 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 4:35

I didn't mean to post this it was supposed to be a reply to someone's comment just ignore this.

havocmike 3

Thursday 16 February 2012 4:29

Or a cup

swimlove 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 4:30

I'm sorry but that makes you popular how?

jayhawk9000 5

Thursday 16 February 2012 5:32

Clearly you do not speak sarcasm, my friend.

AnthonyWheeler15 24

Thursday 16 February 2012 4:48

Someone drew a penis on my gym locker in Chapstick. Looks like we're in the same boat my friend.

Misfits_Danzig 2

Thursday 16 February 2012 5:17

Are you pissed off?

XtraEzeee 8

Thursday 16 February 2012 5:41

Sounds like urine for a bad year of Pee E.

XtraEzeee 8

Thursday 16 February 2012 5:43

Sounds like urine for a bad year of Pee E.

KaeSAL 11

Thursday 16 February 2012 5:49

Urine quite an unfortunate situation here.

WiNDBlaZeXD 5

Thursday 16 February 2012 5:52

That's one of the most disgusting forms of in-school harassment I've heard of. Maybe the person peed in a bucket and poured it in your locker rather than peeing directly into your locker, assuming that's what you meant by you would need a ladder.