By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 12:46 - United States

Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML
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TheEpicMilkMan 13

maybe your ego caused them to piss on your locker?

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kitcat24 2

U sound nasty!! I would simply crab some of my peep in a container than splash it all over!! U deserve itttttttttttt no one bothers to climb a ladder for you

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ugh_a_lug 7

The OP was being sarcastic... Of course going by the number of spelling and grammar errors in your comment, I would not expect you to understand.

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grannygruber 6

They coulda pissed in a bottle and poured it in tour locker, more likely than using a ladder, less likely to get caught.

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my2centsworth 15

He may not have used a ladder. It would be much easier to urinate in a cup and use that urine to fill a squirt gun (or to use a squirt bottle) than it would be to find a ladder, move it to your locker, climb it, piss in your locker, climb down the ladder, and put the ladder away, all without getting caught.

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duhduhblah 2

Perhaps the person peed in a bottle and poured it into your locker? I don't know, never used a locker in my school before...

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apocalyptic_1125 0

Or conceited. Probably why that guy dislikes you so much. Or girl, with nice aim.

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ladybugs15 6

That happened to me before...

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whynotbliss 18

Ever heard of dumping a cup of piss into to holes near the top of a locker... Nobody got a ladder and pissed in yours. Trust me.

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MackenzieWells 0

It's better to be pissed off than on right?

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Sarojin 0

Not true, they could have pee'd in a cup and poured it in. Ladder sounds too elaborate.

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